Once we brought a horse into the Dean's office and got some fat guy to shoot it who was pledging to our fraternity (we were using blanks - to trick him). The horse had a heart attack and died anyway. I thought that was kinda funny.

i supposedly do some pretty funny stuff, but they escape right now

i could sit here and try to think of something, except i have to go shower. im leaving for san jose friday230pm and not coming back till sunday night. tonight is the last night i get to see my bf, and this will be the last night for a few days where i can try to get him to choke me

1st time, he 'didnt hear.' 2nd time he just plain 'didnt want to.' well as they say.. 3rd times a charm ;)

That's real perverted man. Remember what happened to Michael Hutchence......

Uh-huh.....sure, whatever you say..... :rolleyes:

;)

Animal House, right? I can never keep those type movies straight

Yep, it is Animal House....lol.

You sure did give up easily.....how disappointing.....;)

Now that was the funniest thing I ever did :p

This would be funny if I didn't believe her. But since I do, it's just kinda fucked up...



Elvis trying to pass off a scene from Animal House as his funny story was kinda funny too.

Here's my funny story...

Me & about a dozen friends rented a ski-in/ski-out chalet at a ski resort in northern Minnesota for a weekend.

Well, once we got there we decided drinking was funner than skiing or snowboarding so we pretty much got wasted all weekend. On the last night, for no apparent reason other than being intoxicated to the point that I thought it would be hilarious, I went in to the loft area and took a piss over the edge... Right on to a group of my friends playing dominoes on the table below.

I was right. It was hilarious! (At least it was to me and a few other people who were lucky enough to be sitting on the other side of the room watching tv out of harms way.) The friends who got wet didn't think it was as funny though and they were actually quite pissed... (No pun intended.)