he seduced me with all his goodies :(

goodies from which sack??..... the prezzie one, or the nutt sack.

Hey eveyone knows Santa only loves children, like Michael...

Me and jolly ol' St. Nick were primed for an evening of wild, violent sex too. But then he just got a little too freaky when he insisted that the elves watch.

At that point...I just jumped off his lap and demanded to be taken off his "naughty" list. I don't want any part of this shit anymore!

/cry i don't wanna talk about it



i need therapy

I dunno.....I thought the elves were a nice touch.......They lights were a little bright and the camera was a little intrusive, but not all that bad......

i had no problem with the elves

it was at the point when he wanted rudolph to use his nose... well.. it wasn't pretty :(

so I take it you got the special sack sauce then?

it even tasted like peppermint

did you save some to brush your teeth with.... cum on the gums is a bit chewie.