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DaBroMain 09-24-2004 10:22 PM

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Originally posted by Evis™
If you are....

Between the ages of 8-14, she has a crush on you.

Between the ages of 15-18, you're ass ugly and will never get laid in your life.

Have a good day.

Ummmm im 21 and she is umm 19 i think or no no she is 20. i dont think you have any clue what you are talking bout but umm yeah

Have a good day


btw thanx for the positive feed back on this one guys ( some were cool but some were well lets just say this is a last time i put that kinda shit on the board for you vultures) LoL

Evis™ 09-24-2004 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by DaBroMain
Ummmm im 21 and she is umm 19 i think or no no she is 20. i dont think you have any clue what you are talking bout but umm yeah

Well then if you've surprassed my chart, then you sir are fucked. The only ass you're going to get is at a prison. Maybe you'll get lucky...get caught for posession of narcotics or something and end up sharing a cell with Big Bubba. He may be scary...but at heart, he's just a big teddy bear.

21...and getting giggled at by girls. Jesus.

DaBroMain 09-24-2004 10:31 PM

Hrmmm i dont even know how to respond to that one. LOL except you are prolly the most simple minded fuck i have ever heard from. I mean look at all your posts. everything you talk about is all like " maybe youll go to prison and share a cell with big bubba." or " maybe youll......" ummmm simple truth man you know absolutely DICK about what you are saying. how old are you btw 12-13 and sharing a house with mommy. haha.

KRUGERKID13 09-24-2004 10:34 PM

i think you should cut her arm and if she bleeds then it wasnt meant to be

Sam The Egg 09-24-2004 10:34 PM

2 words: Donkey Punch

DaBroMain 09-24-2004 10:36 PM

LoL i think a good DP is in order.

Evis™ 09-24-2004 10:36 PM

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Originally posted by DaBroMain
Hrmmm i dont even know how to respond to that one. LOL except you are prolly the most simple minded fuck i have ever heard from. I mean look at all your posts. everything you talk about is all like " maybe youll go to prison and share a cell with big bubba." or " maybe youll......" ummmm simple truth man you know absolutely DICK about what you are saying. how old are you btw 12-13 and sharing a house with mommy. haha.
18, and since I'm still attending school, yes I still have to live with my parents till I'm done. Sorry, but you've failed.

Apparently you "know absolutely DICK about" anything. Especially girls. I could get laid more times in one day than you probably can in 5 years.

The terrible truth is, I rule and you do not. It goes for everyone here. I am notorious for my ass kicking here.

All my posts about jails, huh? Really? You took 8 minutes, to find all my 300+ posts from this account, the other 800+ posts from my other account and the other 2000+ posts from my first account? Your computer must be fast as hell, I mean, mine is only a week old and it can't even find shit that fast.

In today's society, everyone demands truth; yet, when I dish it out everyone has to complain.

DaBroMain 09-24-2004 10:42 PM

WTF are you talking about. and you still live with your parents that tells me a lot.



you know you have never gotten laid man.
come off the ego trip for about two seconds and look at your situation. YOU LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS.

and if iwas just looking for a FUCK. i wouldnt be posting this shit on the board i would be FUCKING. but i kinda want more than that now, because when you get all grown up and get a life. You will prolly be like me and stop all the childish FUCKING AROUND.

fluffho 09-24-2004 10:48 PM

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Originally posted by Sam The Egg
2 words: Donkey Punch
BISMARCK!

DaBroMain 09-24-2004 10:50 PM

Nicely put......:D


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