Id make you drink a poop and pee smoothie with semen drizzled in it :)

I'd drowned you in my own special Romance Gravy, with 17 secret herbs and spices. Because I'm ....

Haha id like that ;) lol

I'd second that !

well . . . technically i guess i did kill you all - just read the Battle Royale transcript and revel in my bloody monkey awesomeness!


(oh and for the record - I would fling pooh at you until you died in a stinky pill of monkey mess)

i;ll force feed you your own monkey mess with a heated up table spoon, till the insides of your mouth melted into a blob of blistery skin and shit.
then i';ll sew your mouth closed with a rusted fishing hook and spearker wire for string, leaving you to die in your mothers bed from an ice pick stab to the heart.