Heh...But...You're ruling out the possibility of negotiating a threesome :D :p

"Cuddle" is Gaelic for elbow. I'll let you draw your own conclusions

Ewww...That's just weird...Zero is obviously a much bigger freak than I am :o


That's okay though Zero...You just do your monkey thang, Babe:D

Knowing Zero, I'm sure he'd be left out.:D

Aww...I really feel bad for him...How can we convince him that he's funny AND fun?...That cunt really fucked his poor wittle monkey head

We could make a "pity Zero" thread... it would at least be something new.

hmm, i sort of figured every thread was a 'pity zero' thread . . . depressive narcissism is a horrible condition


*sob*
*sob*

I guess *sob* the only thing that might make me feel any better might be that threesome that Rayne was proposing . . . but only if I get to use my elbow

:D

DEAR A-I,

So I am in Denver, CO for some work training and the air is sooooo dry here, how do I moisten myself without looking greasy?

Signed Chapped Lips

dear IA...
em that new person again..you don't me ..
oh..I forgot what my question was now..
due to the 'elbow remark'

Dear IA,
Everytime I fuck my exboyfriend he farts in the middle a few minutes before climax. That can't be my fault can it?

Signed,
Tired of fucking a skunk.