Hot coal into my palm. Its all about the scar, I'd rather have it on my palm than the "crook" of my elbow.

Funnier: Old People falling or old people shouting

Old people shouting!


poop: floaters or sinkers?

Sinkers? I don't really even know how or why to answer that, but whatever...

Drink a cup full od Sadaam Husseins piss while he watches, laughs and spits on you
or
Lay on your back and have an overweight mongoloid child stand over you and shit dihhoreah over your face.

Piss is at least a liquid and contains antibodies. And that it comes from Saddam Hussein doesn't matter all that much. It's still piss and piss is less icky than shit.

Free meals cooked by an old Tuscan lady for the rest of your life
or
a trough of good brandy refilled every night?

Yeah, but I didn't say you had to INGEST the shit...

Free meals cooked by an old Tuscan lady for the rest of your life..The brandy would go to waste 9 times out of 10.

having your eye stabbed out (knitting needle)
or
Having your tongue pulled out with pliers?

Is there such thing as watching too many horror movies? That just popped into my head after reading some of Cheebs input on here...yikes.


Anyway, Ill take the eye. Sounds quicker.



Alice Cooper albums:


Killer or School's Out?

School's out


Keyboard to the face or monitor to the face?

Keyboard would hurt more due tospeed, but you have the whole electric thing with the monitor....Ill take the keyboard.


Charlie Daniels or Kris Kristofferson?

Kris Kristofferson

Impalment through the head with a metal pipe or having your nutts cut off

Impalement



Russian Lighthouse or Good old-fashioned prostate exam?