How is this^not a movie??

I'll go to withHollywood. I've never been there, but I've been to NYC a time or two.


Meat or veggies?

Not that I know of...I was referring to the actual fabrics.

Veg


Jam of the Month subscription vs Cheese of the Month

cheese of the month

ice cream vs frozen yogurt

ice cream from the store, frozen yogurt from a dispenser

Kunta Kinte vs Jordie Laforge

Gonna go with what I know..Kunta Kinte


Tattoos or bare skin

Gonna go with what I know..Kunta Kinte


Tattoos or bare skin

Ya mean do I prefer tattoos on me, or anyone else? ::big grin::

If a chic has tattoos, it's never a deal breaker or maker for me.

I like artistic designs, I draw them often; but I personally haven't found many areas if skin more appealing with tattoos. I find the human body beautiful, including bare skin (not in all cases). Plus tats are permanent, & I enjoy new art constantly. So it's not my bag; but I'm happy if others are happy with 'em.

My esteemed colleague appears to have forgotten to offer up a vs. Allow me.

helluva time and a hangover vs. Unbearable time but waking up mildly refreshed.

boredom with refreshed mind

Front 242 vs All Quiet on the Western Front

Front 242 in a landslide


Standing naked outside in the middle of winter and pouring ice water over your head, or laying facedown in the snow, nude, with a fan blowing on your body.::big grin::

LOL

Standing naked outside in the middle of winter and pouring ice water over your head

1970 Dodge Charger or 1969 Camaro SS

Always liked chargers.
Grape or orange taffy?

Gotta go with orange

Antiques or Ikea

Antiques

Iced Earth vs Iced Latte

Iced Latte please.


Fight 100 duck sized horses, or fight one horse sized duck.

Fighting the little horses.

watching favorite movies alone or with friends. (and no, not porn)

Depends if it's a movie they like too. I love introducing my favorite movies to friends as I prefer to watch movies with someone rather than alone so we can talk about the film afterwords... But if they don't like one of my favorite movies then I honestly don't know what we'd talk about and I'd probably be confused at how they could dislike such a masterpiece.

tl;dr
with friends.

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Swim or fly?

OMFG NO. HAVE YOU FOUGHT A NORMAL SIZED DUCK? They can be such assholes... >8U

They're seriously needs to be a horror movie about ducks. You just don't understand the terror.

LoL! No, Roi, I can say with absolute certainty that I have never fought a normal sized duck. Haven't fought a duck of unusual size either (D.O.U.S., for you Princess Bride fans).

And I'll take fly over swim.


Wheat or white?

It took me a shamefully long amount of time to realize you meant white bread rather than the color white...
But yeah white. Wheat is bird food.

crocodiles or alligators?

Be glad. XD
I've gotten bruises the size of golf balls from our male peking. He's a douche.

And cool points to you for making a Princess Bride reference!

Alligators because they have massive fat heads.
Ingrid Pitt or Emily Booth?

Ingrid, but that's a close one.


Ghosts. Exist or not?

Not.Imaginations running amok exist though.
Chainsaw or Machete for zombie killing?

Chainsaw, machetes could get stuck.

Kumare' vs Volare'

hmm... chainsaw chains get loose and off track, plus run out of gas. not to mention, you know how heavy those things are full of gas, and holding it up with your arms to zombies? My arms would be tired before it ran out of gas. Machete would only get stuck if you stick it yourself... even then, you just need to stiff leg kick the zombie to yack it out.

Volare? what Volare you talking about? the film short, or the Dean Martin song?

Dean Martin song.

Theater of Hate vs Theater of Tragedy

Theater of Hate

Rage Against the Machine vs The Rage of Angels

Rage Against the Machine

Dexter vs Hannibal

Dexter

roast beef vs ham

(honey) ham.

As names for people:
Jesus vs Abraham vs Mohammad

Abraham


As Dracula:
Bela Lugosi vs. Christopher Lee

Christopher Lee ::love::

Spending the night in (a) a spooky cemetery or (b) a deserted asylum.

a deserted asylum

laying in a coffin of spiders or laying in a coffin of snakes?

Snakes

The L Word vs Queer as Folk

neither

Punk concert Vs Symphony?

Oi oi oi oi!

Rodney Dangerfield or Danger Mouse

Rodney

Trip to the Moon or Hawaii?

Fly me to the Moon


Text or call?

Call

Gremlins vs Ghoulies

Gremlins


Skype vs FaceTime

Skype

on pancake...

Honey Vs maple flavored corn syrup?