They too are probably masturbating to our conversations and accidentally knock there cock on the mouse which "reports" our posts! Or, if our post get them up, if you know what I mean, they report it.

i bet the HDC posts get them really hot. . . i'll bet its all the bad. . . .















grammar

I wonder if they do a little foreplay with the computer when they're on Horror.com?

BTW, I got exclusive, disturbing coverage on one of the "memberbaters a.k.a. masturbaters". It's an audio clip (which'll be posted since the clip is too damn disturbing to listen to): "OH YEAH, RIGHT THERE! THAT'S RIGHT! IS IT GOING TO, IS IT GOING TO? MISERY GETS THE VOTE! YES, YES, YES!!! *Major orgasm*" Very, very disturbing!

LMAO -- sadly (and in a disturbing fashion) - i think i know exactly who you mean

Zero, have you been whacking it to my tournament? :p

my shameful secret is out

now. . . i can finally ask a crucial question - how do you clean certain, uhm, fluids off your keyboard??:eek:

Put a condom on it! There's nothing like being safe! :p

I thought of the "memberbaters'" theme song. Here it is:

"When a problem comes along, you must whack it! Whack it good!"

Just me, Return, and Posher posting right now.

mmmhmm.