i'll cut your head off with your own lazer.

LOL....that was funny :D

'looks up at dracula in dallas'
how dare you come in here and laugh'...
uses her rusty pliers to pull out your fangs then uses them as spears
n lodges them into ribcuts eyes

I'd make you eat your own poop until you died from it.

I'd invent a super accurate high powered cannon that could cause organic matter to break down. Then I wouldn't let you see it and I'd slap you until you cry. Then I would invent a chainsaw that can cut through anything. And I wouldn't let you try it out. Then I'd slap you until you cry. Then I'd apologize for slapping you with a wine and cheese gift basket. But the cheese would be coated with poison.

You bastard..... tainting the goodness of cheese....

I would wrap you in wet rawhide, tightly, and leave you out in the sun. Once the rawhide started to dry you would be slowly squeezed to death until your head popped off and your guts squirted out like toothpaste out of a tight squeezed tube.

argh.
i would just show u a pic of zero in a bikini ..
if that dont kill u..it will sure as hell give u nightmares for a while..

Pfft I have that poster hanging above my bed.

I'd show you a picture of yourself in a bikini. INSTANT DEATH!!



























j/k

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

i would just shove ure own cooking down ure throat.

'whisper'..why have u got zero hanging on ure wall above ure bed..??
between 2 buddies..i wont tell anyone..i swear'..

I have a monkey fetish. oh and btw I cook good. Ask anybody who's eaten my cooking which would be nobody that you know because you know nobody who has eaten my cooking.

I would sit on your face and use your mouth as a toilet.