Well you could always take him to Maury....lol

Haha that'd be the best!

Or cut his dick off. Seems like it would involve less travel.

Yep,no pain meds for me:)MM will have to stay right beside me and hold my hand..;)

If you squeeze hard enough to make my knees buckle I'm gonna squeeze back...

In the case of monster's child : Loser, you are the father !

Cue: You jump in his face and scream I told you so; he still denies and and Maury offers to assist if he needs counseling or advice on being a parent.


I love Maury Show. Some of my fav episodes are when this lady didn't think her 14 yr old son father this one girl's child. She said her son was a good boy; then she said but even so he couldn't be the dad anyway b/c he only has one testicle. I guess no one ever told him you don't always need 2 to tango. lol Another one guy said it wasn't his kid because the baby was darker than he was. For one, the child was very young and it's complexion possibly hasn't completed developed yet and two perhaps it shares the mothers complexion and some of his other features. Some guys are hilariously stupid. :D

I just wanna say that this entire post made me laugh. Especially the one testicle part haha!

Thanks. Maury Paulvich over recent years has been my hero. His guests [at least the paternity ones which are basically Mon-Thur occassionally he mixes it up. Usually it's paternity, or cheaters who need paternity tests, etc] make me feel better about myself.