" Suck it in fat ass!(Bob falls through the sewer) Just like Winnie the Poo." Jay&Silent Bob Strike Back

I have a couple favorites...

"It's your turn to scream ass-hole."

"Psychos can't kill what they can't find."

"What do you think of when you hear the name Jason Voorhess?"
"I think of a little girl in a pink dress, sticking a hotdog through her donut."

"I may be dead, but I'm still pretty."
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Anything that Freddy Krueger said.


"Did I say there was a petting zoo down stairs? Noooo, Brian, I said there are GHOSTS in the basement!

Brian: In this basement?

Yeah! If it was next door I would give a shit would I?" (or something like that.) - Thir13en Ghosts

Non Horror-
"You know Ed, if I thought you weren't my friend, I just don't think I could bare it." - Doc Holliday in TOMBSTONE.

And just about anything that Doc Holliday said in TOMBSTONE.

I'll be your huckleberry.

And anything that Albert Einstein said.

yes what does that have to do with anything i said?

"Those who are willing to sacrifice essential freedom for security deserve neither." - Ben Franklin

"For want of a nail the shoe was lost,
For want of a shoe the horse was lost,
For want of a horse the rider was lost,
For want of a rider the battle was lost,
For want of a battle the kingdom was lost,
And all for the want of a nail."

"We're like 7-11 were not always doing buisness but we're always open" (Boondock Saints)

and almost anything the corpses in american werewolf in paris say.

Talk about 3 people stealing my quotes.

all my favorite quotes come from slapshot. Except for those used in my sig

" do you know who i am, according to you im a vicious perverted sexual failure, a bottomfeeding lowlife who is about to go down in flames, i think you know now"

" I am not a man, i began as one but each being that i change, makes me more than a man"

" I am the dragon and you call me insane, you apriviate to a great becoming, and you recodnize nothing, you are an ant in the afterbirth, it is in your nature to do one thing,before me you rightly tremble, but fear is not what you owe me Mr. Lounds you owe me all " all from my favourite book and movie RED DRAGON

I have two favorites, both of which I've said myself. I didn't get these from no movie, no book, just my mind.

"Isn't it funny how quickly turn against you... even your so called friends?"

"You are nothing if you are not the best you can be."

And the last one I didn't say. This one I got from the man at the Playboy Mansion. You know the one. Old guy with all the bunnies.

"My life is like a open book filled with lots of great pictures inside."