i would play barry manilow music repeatedly through loud speakers ..hidden in your room...and nail all your doors and windows shut so you cant escape.

i'll crush your asophagus with an alluminum bat, and cutoff your feet.

yeah yeah!! i would tell yo mama on you n she gonna whip yo' ass
with vinegar and kerosene !!!!!so there !! 'folds her arms'

I'll give you a gun with one bullet and put you ina room playing Dexter, Lost, Heroes, And any movies you havent seen with great twists and from behind bullet proof glass, shout the endings loudly over a PA system.

i would use my laser beam eyes to cut through the bullet proof glass..
i would jump through the window n jackie chan your sorry ass.

I'll strap you into a seat and keep your eyes held open with specula like Alex in A Clockwork Orange and forced you to watch all the worst movies in a non-stop back to back show!

(kinda similar to vodstok's idea:o )

I would dose you with thirty hits of liquid acid then lock you in a room where every hour I adjust the temperature by one degree, occasionally flashing a projection of the words "you're in hell" on the wall.

james stubb uses her ESP to summon the almighty Uwe ,
she will fake him into beleiving that you all wanted his advice on how to make
good movies..
i will pay him to give you all a 3 hour lecture on the do's and don'ts

lasers cant cut glass, they pass through it. lasers are light :p

I would laugh at your feeble attempts at escape.

then tell you how Angel Heart ends

AHA this is where your wrong Watson..
my laser isnt just any laser..my laser is titanium added with a secret recipe
from my grandmother so my laser can cut through anything.