No. I'm sure I'd meet you standards whatever they are!

The person below me is bow legged!

That's only because I took a big dookie today. lol :)

The person below me is someone who loves odd fetishes.

I suppose lusting after klingon women might be a bit odd..yes


The person below me eats every bit of food on their plate.

99% of the time, yes.

the person below has some of sort of real phobia.

Yes! Arachaphobia!

The person below likes to smoke a pipe.


The Countess:)

no, but i think i would like to start.

the person below has been in a fistfight.

Yeah,i won




The person below me has bipolar disorder(like me)

Yes


The person below has wrecked a car.

no, but I have been in the passenger seat while it happend.

The person below me eats shit!

I eat hot dogs,does that count?

The person below loses hours of sleep because of books.