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ItsAlive75 03-01-2006 07:41 PM
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Originally posted by Elvis_Christ
Dear IA,

Should I get drunk tonight or wait till the weekend?
Depends on what's happening that night. If there's a party on Wednesday, I suggest going to it intoxicated.

ItsAlive75 03-01-2006 07:44 PM
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Originally posted by Despare
Dear IA,

I want advice on something, but not from you. I find your advice too sensible. Any suggestions?
You could always walk into your garage, pull a hammer from the drawer, and bash yourself on top of your head with it. That outta dumb yourself down enough to read the kind of advice most columns have to offer.

ItsAlive75 03-01-2006 07:48 PM
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Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
Fucking TIM CONWAY has better advice! Jesus, I hope this is just a comedic thread, cuz its hilarious.
Hey, do I come into where you work and heckle you? No, I let you dance at your gay strip club in peace.

Despare 03-01-2006 07:49 PM
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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
You could always walk into your garage, pull a hammer from the drawer, and bash yourself on top of your head with it. That outta dumb yourself down enough to read the kind of advice most columns have to offer.
tHat HurTed, BUT I tHINK i t workD"

tHnxz!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elvis_Christ 03-01-2006 08:56 PM
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Originally posted by ItsAlive75
Hey, do I come into where you work and heckle you? No, I let you dance at your gay strip club in peace.
:D

Despare 03-02-2006 02:34 AM
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Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
And for the record, Gays are people too.
Yeah... gay people.

Haunted 03-02-2006 06:57 AM
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Originally posted by ItsAlive75

Lack of sex doesn't create headaches, it relieves them.
That's probably the most truthful thing I've read so far. So masturbation? Does that help? I have read that orgasms open up the blood cells in your brain allowing for endorphines and oxygen to flow freely.

(Is it endorphines or epinepherine? Can't remember)

stubbornforgey 03-02-2006 09:16 AM
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Originally posted by Despare
Dear IA,

I want advice on something, but not from you. I find your advice too sensible. Any suggestions?
If your a female...cook your man a nice meal..(lol newb)
If your male...learn how to cook yourself you lazy bastard.. :D

Soloman Kane 03-02-2006 09:22 AM
Well
 
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Originally posted by Haunted
That's probably the most truthful thing I've read so far. So masturbation? Does that help? I have read that orgasms open up the blood cells in your brain allowing for endorphines and oxygen to flow freely.

(Is it endorphines or epinepherine? Can't remember)
Its endorphines. :D I've had practical experiance.. :cool: Its one of the reasons I wear glasses ;)

ItsAlive75 03-02-2006 10:39 AM
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Originally posted by trippin_the_rif
And for the record, Gays are people too.
You've touched my heart...


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