Thank you! It was wonderful, Mom was completely surprised!

Welcome back dear

we missed you and it looks like Isaac did as well. :D

Yes, he did. He just gave us a glancing blow. Gave Mom and me some bonding time. :D

Welcome back, hammerfan.

Got any wet T-shirt pics to share with us?

Nope

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"And then she added all those dots to her answer." ;)

Damn 10 character rule!

Either that, or you were looking at the floor guiltily, scratching it with your big toe. :D

Have you looked at the pictures from vacation? I seriously need to lose about 50 lbs.!!!

Doesn't mean you can't have some wet tee shirt pics. ;)

Ewwww, gross!!!

I had really great pizza tonight I would love another slice however I don't want to eat anymore tums. worst heart burn EVER.

screw it I want the pizza

i had burger fuel chocolate and heaps of coke,feel fat and disgusting,but my farts are really loud and smelly ,my fiance is loving it :D

I'm out of goldfish need a cigarette and don't wanna do this bikini wax :|

lmfao I wish it was an option for me not to. but I need to get paid right ? I hate waxing vaginas. so awkward.

Debbie does Dallas afro pubis for the win!

Velvet ropes wield far too much power.

yes lol. it's rediculous how this came to be too I wanted to do special effects make up and someone suggested I get my license in aesthetics first so I did and now I'm at a spa waxing and doing facials all day.

milk coffee is the shit. :3

That cat is lounging on the floor, looking really pleased about something.

My cat is an asshole and needs to get a job.

lmfao I filed my cats nails today because she was driving me insane with her cheap shots.

You need boy cats..they are nicer than women ones!

we have a boy too his name is George lol. my Fiance has had him since before he met me. but he's the worst I mean he can be nice something but he just tends to hang out in the window out of everyone's reach he doesn't like being pet or anything. whenever you pet him he cleans himself. he's a jerk lol but the other day I was in the bathroom and he just sit on my lap wtf?! weird cat.

sneezing my face off fml :|

i has boy cats and they is troublemakers
:eek:

They sense your underlying naughtiness and feed off it!!(or summink!)

too many poohnuts in their diet

buying a house hurts my brains

every time i take aleve after drinking i think my stomach will bleeeeed

Why do I always end up with the naughty mentalist children at work?? Im like a magnet to them.Im getting too old for this job

http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/...94260306_n.jpg For Hammerfan.

coz your the mentalist teacher?my missus mums a teacher and she gets the mentalist kids,and shes a mental herself

LOL! Thank you, Dara!

Why thankies!! Youre probably right though!

Is life just an endless cycle of work, home, work, home?

Damn I miss my girlfriend

just during the week


Then it's BEER & Party time

yes ,and then you go to hell and burn forever

How does people with very long fingernails wipe their ass?