Psycom- I’d have the whole cast of Will and Grace give you a Stinky Hitler before pitching you into a vat of salsa.

Pfft this is supposed to be ways of killing people not showing them a good time....


I'd tell Oprah you were a pedofile, and that you were 9000 penises strong, sending her and her studio audience into a fit of rage. Then I would tell them where you live and let them smother you with their giant wobbly cottage cheese thighs.

Edit: IF you don't know what i'm talking about with the pedofile and the 9000 penises thing look it up, its possibly the most epic troll ever.

Had to Google it dinja(you were gone too long lmao).

Mimes deliver pizza to your door for 5 days until you die from morbid obesity.


Edit: I'll wait for the movie. I'm sure Zach Snyder will have a hand in it. He likes numbers.

No, I was just reading some manga.

I'll Make you play runescape for an hour.

Wow! Do they do house calls? sign me up.


Then i'll make you watch the footage. Kyros will be there; he's the homoerotic little toothpick

Looks like one of the ED HOFs - http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Oprah

Have a tribe of tinkers steal your winning letter from Publisher’s Clearinghouse.

Id tie you to a flag pole in a deserted place and unleash killer bee's all over you.

id push in front of a 18 wheeler hauling a thousand pounds of potatoes..

Id make you swallow a bomb then tell you to run and detonate it when you least expect it :)

I'd drown you in hot fudge.