OMG GO AWAY

well....if that one dosnt take your fancy.......try this on for size..

why................. dont.................... you..................... take up..... a terri schiavo impersonation as a life long pursuit !!!

you better shut ur mouth while ur ahead.:mad:

ok son ill hop right on that while you pick at your smegma and eat it.

edit ** HOP

I think it should be "ever thought of following the pope's example, and dying?"

If you were to use "and die" the sentance should have been "why don't you follow the pope's example, and die"

perdy sure that's right...sounds better.

I like cock cheese and crackers

ahhh.....maybe.....i still dont mind what i said [thats how i'd talk in general conversation so i dont tend to stray too far away from that simply because i'm delivering a gag line]......comedy isnt the exacting art that a lot of people regard it as [which explains why they dont try and be funny....let her rip and if you yourself find it funny , more often than not others will too ....regardless of timing ,delivery and syntax issues...]

How about a little sentence structure.

Although you think your stabs at being funny are quite hysterical, they aren't and the majority agree. Oops there goes your brilliant theory.

ooohhh.....your a bit upset .......arnt you little fella ?

hi, how was your trip? from hell? j.j.

LOL. Hardly.

you do have a point...well, some of that made sence at least, haha. I tend to type more how I speak, which isn't always proper..

ah......very good;)


all i can say is..." thank Christ the Pope is dead! "

:o

germaine greer summarized her thoughts on being raped with the throw-away line....."it ruined my day but i wasn't going to let it ruin my life"..[ or there abouts]..

pretty cool , hey

but i think she also thought of the event not as a fucked-up fantasy.........but as a misogynic assault
and in that way she could fight it on her own terms......

I hate it when the only food in the house is really crappy, basic stuff...yknow, like the food you have left right before you finally decide to go shopping...
And I REALLY hate when at ^this^ time, some motherfucker living nearby decides to cook a steak...makes me feel like doing a GTC (Grand theft Carcass):D

i hate the amount of effort it takes to get going in the morning ...
the fact that various parts of my body ache for the first hour or so ..
I hate that its only going to get worse from here on...

I'm right there with ya, urge!

Hell, I'm barely 22 and sore already.....I can only imagine how I'll feel in another 20 years

urge, you can't possibly be so old that you ache every morning.

just turned 44 .. have played competative baseball and volleyball year round for as long as i can remember ..at least 25 years.
i've torn my shoulder, had my right knee scoped, fingers smashed, both ankles broken and sprained ..
maybe the worst part is - that being a bigger guy - i get asked to help move everything heavy..all the time ... so its hard on the back after a while ..

so yeah .. as i get older, these old injuries cause the joints to stiffen up..

I really hate Alanis Morrissette

PEEPS. I hate those.


And I hate College parking. BOO to that.

We have it pretty good here, we can park for free on the street with no permit as long as its on a certain side of the street (depending on the day).

LUCKY.

I have to pay 70$ to park really far away. Lucky me.
I get lots of tickets parkin in teachers lots, i thought i was going to do well this and last semister and not get any, but got one last week. bitch faces.

I also hate bird poo on my windsheild.

I'll go with you on that.

I really hate........Donnie Darko

.....being outvoted by family members ......every damn time

...."lets get a pet dog"

....."no"

........we do

....."lets get another one"

....."no"

......we do

.......rats .......cats......mice

BUT I'M THE ONE WHO ALWAYS HAS TO FEEM EM....CLEAN EM.....WALK EM.......................................

i hate the lingo of rap.

street level vocabulary that sneaks in a few multisyllable words, then mispells them (eg. scandalous - ludicrous)


but what i hate even more .. is when stupid wannabe's start using these words as part of their vocabulary.

scandalous is the new ghetto replacement for 'decadent'

Word up dog.

Waddup wi dat homes?

i hate corruption in the system.
i hate being investigated.
i hate who i have been.
i hate the drug culture.
I hate money.
i hate stereotypes.
i hate cultural expectations.
i hate that if i want to move out into the woods and live in a cave and get my band to record out there we will all be "nuts".
i hate vegetarians, i don't care if you are just doing it for a diet, but animal rights vegetarians are like cars with square tires... good idea wrong way of getting it done. go vegan.
i hate the conservative right.
i hate organized religion.
i hate the south.
i hate the west
i hate the east.
i hate emo music.
i hate new country, i like old country.
i hate people who say they got the blues but are driving a new car. i think you can only get the blues if you have starved and eaten food out of tthe trash and slept under bridges and had your girlfriends kick your ass and leave you and lose everything you own and still be hungry, thats the blues.
i hate christianity, thats a true virus, consuming cultures and rewriting history.
i hate xbox.
i hate mtv.
i hate clear channel communications.
i hate the music industry.
i hate boy bands.
i hate pop music.
i hate running zombies.
i hate CGI.
i hate will smith as an actor, go back to rapping.
i hate chicken.
i hate sunlight.
i hate yu-gi-oh
i hate looney toons tattoos.
i hate those god damn tweety bird shirts that fat girls wear.
i hate the smell of non-menthol cigarettes.
i hate decaf.
i hate cheap coffee.
i hate scrambled eggs.
i hate milk.
i hate expectations.
i hate phone taps.
i hate interpol.
i hate having to let people into my walls of defense.
i hate good cop bad cop.
i hate jail clothes, when they don't give you any underwear and then you refuse to eat so your clothes are falling off and then they put shackles on your feet and hands awith a connection and you can't keep your pants up so your pensi is hhanging out for the judge to see.
i hate bbeing in rehab and hearing people say they can't wait to get out so they can get high again.
i hate how AA is a religous group.
i hatee the illusion of god.
i hate fast food.
i hate racists.
i hate consumerism.
i hate the bible belt.
i hate the other 49 states.
i hate christian missionaries from about 1800 years ago to now.
i hate when people write the same stuff on mens room walls, i want something new. when people write "so and so gives good head" i cross out the name and add in a kind of fish.
i hate the pearl
i hate THE APPRENTICE, and all reality TV. well, i hate all tv!

yo sonnn, thats cold foolish 'nnn shit. word sonnn, can't be bamboozlin tha bamboozala YO! thats mah word!

Yeah.......chizzle my nizzle!!! Word!

Ash

oh fo' rizzle? damn preacher dizzzle!

thats right boys, get it all out of your system :)

Ha ha. This is the point where you wish you'd never said anthin boyeeee!!!!

Peace out

Gangsta Ash

yo muthafucka,
dont make me pop a cap in your bitch-ass !!


anyway - prefer the oldschool chit chat,

can you dig it ?

right on...

ahhhhhhhhh thanks urge, i feel so much better, all that pent up ghetto in me just screaming to get out.

i used to live in the ghetto and work at a big corporate restaurant that if you weren't a thug in the kitchen you oculdn't survive so i fooled everyone for about nine months until one day i took off the dew rage and pulled down my hair aand changed clothes and they were all like "you're like a satanist or something" (but said in ghetto speak) my favorite ghetto slang is "thats cold foolish". anyway, thanks for the windowof opportunity, i am sure that will never happen again on this forum.

sheeeeeeattt,
ain't no thang