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monalisa 06-20-2006 07:12 PM

So, how long after your consultation do you get it done? Maybe you won't know that until after the consultation, but I trust you will let us know how it goes, right?

The STE 06-20-2006 07:18 PM

Yes, I will post an update after the consulation. They said they'd mail me some forms I have to fill out so I don't have to do it while I'm there, which is very awesome of them. They said they were going to mail them today or tomorrow, so they should be getting here sometime this week, maybe early next week (this hospital is REALLY close to us)

PR3SSUR3 06-21-2006 07:45 AM

Yowch!


http://images.google.co.uk/imgres?im...l%3Den%26lr%3D

Essentially, your balls are being 'cut off'...

:eek:

The STE 06-21-2006 08:25 AM

ya know, a lot of people are acting like I haven't researched this.

omg, ball cutting!

_____V_____ 06-21-2006 08:30 AM

All the best, STE bro...

I know you have your reasons for going for this, and I appreciate your privacy. All I can say is...be safe, and come back soon.

PR3SSUR3 06-21-2006 08:31 AM

That settles it - with these simple step-by-step diagrams, I'm going into the vasectomy business.

Right who's first guys?

3/--->

The STE 06-21-2006 08:35 AM

3 =====D > 3/---->


I mean, really, who wants a thin, sharpened dick?

PR3SSUR3 06-21-2006 08:42 AM

Searching for examples of a male animal species with a thin, sharpened dick, it seems this horse might have the hots for its rider.

http://www.safety-council.com/graphics/horse.jpg

_____V_____ 06-21-2006 08:47 AM

Just be sure to take plenty of rest for at least a week or two, dont lift anything heavy, and plenty of vegetables with a low carb diet. You should be fine in no time.

My Dad had one right after I was born, because he and my mom didnt want any more kids, and wanted to give me his full attention. They talked it over, and he got it done. He's doing fine till now, and running about everywhere preparing all sorts of shitass stuff for my wedding. Thats my old man alrite!

Goes on to say, a man with balls (even vasected ones) can do anything!

The STE 06-21-2006 08:48 AM

that horse has the orb of power on its groin


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