I dunno if they still make it, but there used to be a joke gum called "Bloody Gum" that was just full of red food coloring...you couldn't give it to someone without them figuring out that it was some kind of practical joke gum because even in stick form it was dark, dark RED RED RED. But it would turn your whole mouth a disgusting horrifying bloody red and it was really just fucking horrible. I remember ordering some in the mail in the 70's...actually it came in a package with Onion Gum, Garlic Gum, Hot Chili Gum and some others. Actually the Hot Chili gum was pretty good tasting!

But I digress, if I had a good chunk of change to blow, I would send everyone at HDC their own pack of Bloody Gum, plus one of those trick brandy glasses that have the liquid suspended on the inside and it looks like you can drink from it but it's really an illusion.

thanks FM2 -- of course i gave you $80million - boy that'll make for an awkward christmas morning:

"gosh zero thanks for the $80million - you shouldn't have," says FM2

"yeah, well, uh, yeah, and y'know thanks for the pack of gum, its, y'know, really special. . . i guess" replies zero.

long awkward pause . . .

"so, yeah, anyway, i guess, yeah, well, y'know its been fun. so, well, have a good christmas, i guess. " says zero, "cheap bastard," he mutters as he turns away in disgust.


:D

Well, bear in mind that the 80 million is for making a film. Of course I would get a decent salary, but most of the money would go into paying for the talent, technicians and materials, so aside from my salary, I would keep nothing. I only want 20 million anyway. I would give 60 back to you because you're such a pal ;)

oh yeah - and you call $60million, a pack of gum and a dribble glass a christmas present!!!


LOL - thanks!

Ha cha cha cha cha cha!!!!!

LMAO -

I want your soul.

zero....how old are you to remember Jimmy Durante?

I thought there was only a few of us old fucks left.....and STE.....who is a forty year old trapped in a 20 year old body.

Now why would you want my soul?:confused: I don't have much of a life remember?:cool:

Id like to give the majority of new members here this:

http://www.adlandia.dk/images/oed_20_bind_2.jpg