but the subject is the Sabrina movie

In a tub of jello! Whoo hoooooooo

Woohoo! Sabrina in a tub of Jello, along with Jennifer Tilly and myself hot damn!

replace those 3 people with Kobe Tai, Laura Harring, Monica Bellucci, and me, and you've got yourself a damn good movie

please, YMCA isn't about gayness. Now, if the song were "I love the cock" then you'd be onto something

What about Gay Bar by Electric Six?

hey, that reminds me...

This thread is freaking hilarious.

I feel like I'm watching a game of keep away and the person in the middle (CRM) never had a chance. :)


BTW...did you guys ever figure out how Freddy ended up with the Lament Configuration in F vs J vs A?

the one thing we haven't brought up about FvsJvsA yet...
 

Why the hell is it Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash? Why not Ash vs. Freddy vs. Jason? I guess you'd need to keep "Freddy vs. Jason" together since it was the title of the first one, but there's no reason that the supposed hero of the movie can't get top billing

Well, since Ash is the hero, shouldn't it be... Ash vs Freddy and Jason.

Or... Ash and Freddy and Jason Super Battle Fest! Go! Destroy All Storylines!

Re: FreddyVsJasonVsAshVsMichaelVsAlienVsPredatorVsPinH eadVsZombieVsTerminatorVsRoboCop
 

Will it be a specific Zombie or just a random undead person?
Personally I think they should use Bub. He can shoot a gun and he drools real good.

FvJvA Spam 4-eva

Holy combine thread Batman!

I will bet the next person to make a FvJvA thread gets banned.:rolleyes:

Pretty much.If it DOES come out, I am seeing it anyway, most likely to puke at the results.
It shouldn't happen.

Ash would tear them up.
Because ash is cool.
And blade?
What the hell was that person smoking?
Blade for one is NOT a horror Icon.
I wouldn't even PUT Blade in the horror section, more likely in the comic book movies.
Also, Blade would fit EVEN LESS in a this crap of a vs film.

HAHAHAHAHA! Behold!

All your F v J 2 threads have been merged into one.....All your responses remain but they are now all sorted by date....and its ALL a poll.....enjoy underlings...

they needed to be

This is a pretty long thread now that i merged it all....maybe i should start doing this with "goodbye" and "post count" threads.....hmmmmm

Re: Re: FreddyVsJasonVsAshVsMichaelVsAlienVsPredatorVsPinH eadVsZombieVsTerminatorVsRoboCop
 

They're not sure yet, still undecided.... It's either going to be FlyBoy from original DawnOTD or Bub from DayOTD.

personally I'd prefer it to be Bub in the role. His new found gun firing learning skills are getting quite impressive, and FlyBoy...well he's a bit a nerd now his right foot is all busted up like that.

Are we talking about land of the Dead, or fvjva?
Because in LOTD they are bringing back the biker Tom Savini character as a zombie.

And I think Tom is going to kill the zombie verson of himself.
Because he said he might be playing a bigger role in this one.
In fact I think one of the supporting leads...
anyway back to the subject.

Re: Should they add someone else to battle both freddy and jason in freddy vs jason 2?
 

I agree with you. I already think they made to many Jason films. I think thats why I'm not really much of a Jason fan. For the next Freddy Verus Jason I prey they don't add anyone else to the blood bath. I want to see the two most dangerous, all time killers battle to the death. Not two legends and a semi-legend. Even though I will find it sad to see either one of them die, I'm still rootin' for the ol' Fredmasta. But it isn't like they will ever stay dead. Legends never die. They just get forgoten. Which is bad for Freddy. And as for Ash, I have nothing against him, I liked the Evil Dead films (even though they each were far off from the the one before it in the beginning), but isn't Ash human? If it toke the master of dreams (Freddy) that long to 'hurt' Jason just imaging how long it will take Ash. He is more of a comedy-horror guy, not the kind to be tossed between a battle of the two most evil killers evil created. Although I would be surprised if they somehow make it so Ash survives the bloodbath, it still would take the Horror out of the movie. Over the years of the Nightmare films Freddy has been putting humor in his films, making them comedyish (which I actually enjoy) but all of Ash's films had humor in them. The only reason I ever really came by the movies was because I was looking in the Comedy part of the rental store. Don't take me wrong, I love the humor Ash puts into his films (mainly the hand and mirror thing in Evil Dead 2) but I just don't care much for seeing him in the next Freddy Vs. Jason.

i liked jason vs. freddy. i went in thinking it was going to be stupid but i was surprised. but when i heard that they want to add ash into the mix, i really dont know if i can handle it. i think it will go over the edge. i love evil dead but it doesnt fit with either jason or freddy. o well we will have to wait and see

Sean Cunningham's Word on JvFvA
 

I quote this word for word from the recent "Rue Morgue" Magazine....

RM - And the future of the Friday the 13th franchise is with Jason Vs. Freddy Vs. Ash, is that correct?

SC - I don't know, we might. I don't think that Freddy Vs. Jason Part 2 is going to happen as that. I just don't think there's enough meat on the bones, but i think the notion of using Freddy and Jason in another sort of WWF cage match kind of thing is a good idea. I think the idea of using Ash solves a whole bunch of story problems. Of the different things that have been pitched, that is absolutly one of the best notions, but it's miles and miles from a notion to being something that you'll want to spend $75 million on. You know, $75 million is a lot of money.

......

"but isn't Ash human? If it toke the master of dreams (Freddy) that long to 'hurt' Jason just imaging how long it will take Ash"

- Again....there has been far smaller, weaker, more pathetic, LESS armed underdogs than Ash that have survived both F & J before....

Ash is cool.

ash has his boom stick dont forget

BOOMSTICK!
CHAINSAW!
TORSO!
TORSO!
TORSO!

I think he should ba able to use the BookOfThedead to his advantage and kill off the other two for good.

Freddy Verus Jason 2 - The best damn sequel, period.
 

I found the funniest damn thing ever on the net. http://www.braxtanfilm.com/fvj2.html it may be a 30 minute download but trust me IT IS SOOOO WORTH IT. You won't be sorry. I think the people who made this diserve a fucking medal. I will never delete this from my system! The link I gave is NOT directly to the download. It takes you to a small info page about why they made the movie and what it's about. It's short so the download link is NOT hard to find. They also made it the way it should be made: NO ASH, JUST FREDDY AND JASON. http://www.braxtanfilm.com/pics/poster_fvj2.jpg

Jason should have a hockey stick

nice bumfights icon

Sweet God, that is amazing!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you Mr. Nash!! Thank you very much!!!!!!!!

haha thats awesome !!:D

he he cheers :) I wanted to keep the old man theme going.

yeah i saw it awhile back it was pretty funny

Theres also Freddy VS. The Ghostbusters and Friday the Thirtenth Again! all here: http://www.braxtanfilm.com/downloads.html . The main site is: http://www.braxtanfilm.com/home.html . They make some good stuff.

True. It would go good with the mask. But when you think about it the hokeystick would be cut off at the end so it'll be hard to know what it is.

freddy vs ghostbusters bothered me but f13th again was funny

Not if it's the goalie type