masturbation.... is it bad for my health?
 

Dear IA,
Does masturbation increase a mans risk of prostate cancer?

Dear IA,

I would like two soft carne asada tacos with fresh diced tomatoes! Everything fresh, you know, so it has that snappy, lively quality...cool crisp lettuce, not wilted. I really want you to cook 'em! Will you?? I would love that so much!

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Don't you really want 4 (2 each)
and didn't you really want to send em over to your buddy ..pal..matey. in newzealand .?:D :D :D :D

Oh yeah.......yeah..............I meant 4........FOUR tacos, and could you put two of them in a dry ice package and ship it to New Zealand for me....dry ice would keep it fresh..........yes..............stubborn wants two tacos also, the other two are for her........I would cook them myself, you see, but I thought, if YOU cooked them, then I wouldn't have to get up, and I could watch TV uninterrupted. I think that would be just GREAT! Oh God, I can't wait.

Dear IA,

There is a rumor going around that Mountain Dew lowers your sperm count. Is this true?

Dear IA,

I am a member of an internet forum group that seems to have lost its energy and appeal. There is no more bashing of noobs, many of the more interesting people have left or just faded away, and there is an endless array of 'tournaments' to fill the space where we used to talk, argue, and get on each other's nerves.

There was a period when I couldn't go an hour without wanting to check in and see what was going on - now I can forget for days at a time. What should I/the forum do?

"Lost that Loving Feeling on HDC"

Dear IA,

Why do you park in a driveway and
drive on a parkway?

I only liked two of the tournaments and no one does them now:
the Animaliment, and the Foodament. Those were great because they were weiord and had nothing to do with Horror and that's why I thought they were so cute

Re: masturbation.... is it bad for my health?
 

Couldn't hurt it.

I don't cook, I order out.