I like the word scrotum. It's not a swear, but its fun to say.

I went to a steak house with my family once and kept screaming that at the top of my lungs. My ma was so embarressed, it was great. On the way out I started threatening her with physical violence... I guess the point of this is that I like embarressing my ma.

isnt that the place into which the turtle pokes his head ? :)

Fuck no