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bloodrayne 02-14-2005 11:59 AM

LMAO @ Newb and Urgeok...You guys are totally cracking me up...As always


and NO, Urge...It is NOT small....It's just perfect...As is the size of his brain:D








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urgeok 02-14-2005 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bloodrayne
and NO, Urge...It is NOT small....It's just perfect...As is the size of his brain:D


so he has a small dick ... and he's stupid.


what is he, a drummer or something ?



:D

bloodrayne 02-14-2005 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by urgeok
so he has a small dick ... and he's stupid.


what is he, a drummer or something ?



:D

HAHA...Aren't YOU in a 'mood'?...lol....You just may help me to get him to join this forum after all ;)

Let's just say that he is 'perfectly proportioned' for his 6'2, 225 pound frame...

AND...He is a drummer, but ALSO a guitarist, singer (well, more like 'growler'...lol)...and pretty much everything else, he can actually play ANY instrument...

urgeok 02-14-2005 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bloodrayne
HAHA...Aren't YOU in a 'mood'?...lol....You just may help me to get him to join this forum after all ;)

Let's just say that he is 'perfectly proportioned' for his 6'2, 225 pound frame...

AND...He is a drummer, but ALSO a guitarist, singer (well, more like 'growler'...lol)...and pretty much everything else, he can actually play ANY instrument...


you know all those drummer jokes dont you ? :)

whats a drummer with no girlfriend : homeless

whats the last thing a drummer says before he leaves a band ? :
hey guys can we play one of my songs

etc ... :)

hey, i'm 6'2" as well ... a lot heavier though.

probably from the bigger dick and brain !!

ahahahahhahahahaah :)

Vodstok 02-14-2005 12:21 PM

Im also 6'2" and 220-230 somewhere in there.


My wife calls me "The Butcher" because i pack so much meat....:D


Not really, but im going to ask her to tonight :D

urgeok 02-14-2005 12:24 PM

watch out - she might call you oscar meyer instead...
(dont they make those nice little coctail weiners ? :)

urgeok 02-14-2005 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by urgeok
you know all those drummer jokes dont you ? :)

whats a drummer with no girlfriend : homeless

whats the last thing a drummer says before he leaves a band ? :
hey guys can we play one of my songs

etc ... :)

hey, i'm 6'2" as well ... a lot heavier though.

probably from the bigger dick and brain !!

ahahahahhahahahaah :)


you do know i'm laughing so hard because it's so not true ..? right ...


well except the brain part .. i do have a big brain.

Vodstok 02-14-2005 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by urgeok
watch out - she might call you oscar meyer instead...
(dont they make those nice little coctail weiners ? :)

Nope, sorry Oscar Mayer is a regular hotdog (call me Bratwurst. Big white German sausage :))

Thos little ones are "Vienna Sausages". aka "Urge-tubes"

urgeok 02-14-2005 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Vodstok
Nope, sorry Oscar Mayer is a regular hotdog (call me Bratwurst. Big white German sausage :))

Thos little ones are "Vienna Sausages". aka "Urge-tubes"


all i can say is ,, thank god i have a skillful tongue !

Girls like guys with skills (napoleon Dynamite)

Gren the cake 02-14-2005 12:54 PM

LOLOL @ skillz

anyway, heres what im doing for vday.

blues clues bandaids - 25 @ 2.50
chuckles the hedgehog - $4.99
giant rice krispy treat - $.99 for bag of marshmallow, $1.50 for one box of rice krispies, miniscule amount of chocolate, butter, and butterscotch chips

? not even $10 i spent but i think its one hell of a present

o ya. i added the pink bow to the hedgehog cuz... well i like pink, had to make it more personal ;)


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