Well if it comes to that...
Send Rob Zombie my regards and kick his sorry ass for me please.

I like these booby trap ideas. Sadly we can't be prisoners in our homes forever. If the clowns continue to close in, the only solution may be to meet them on their own territory....

My advice to you. Keep your door and windows locked. Keep a shotgun near the bed. Have your kids keep a baseball bat near them while they're asleep. Do not! I repeat do not confront them on your own. There is no need to be a fool.

Oh and a little free homemade alarm I invented. If you have cats this is not recomended. Get a big fry pan that makes a lot of noise when it hits the floor. Take a string and tie it tightly to the handle of the pan. Tie the other end to the door nob of one of your doors. Set the pan on a stool away from the door. When an unwanted guest opens the door BANG the noise of the pan should wake you up.

I have more ideas if you would like to hear them.

I am frightened by these clowns popping up and terrorizing NC. What precautions would you suggest taking to defend my family. Do you suggest staging an encounter in the woods with them?

No film tomorrow.
That does seem like a strange outlook on heaven for a warlock doesn't it? We the few true magicians of this world have our beliefs, and those are mine. Witch, warlock, magician, mage, druid, wizard etc they all just mean the same thing, a believer in magic.

BTW movie tomorrow?

OK that is a surprisingly Christian outlook for a supposed pagan warlock.

I believe that there is a Heaven and Hell. After death, judgement.

Do you believe in heaven or hell? What comes after death?

Something a friend of mine once said when I asked "How can you make a insane man more insane".